This is why you need at least one platonic guy friend.
If you're anything like me, sometimes you get really depressed about the fact that no one wants to date you and that you are going to die alone. When this happens, it's best to run to your number one dude friend.
If he is anything like mine, he will buy you a Diet Coke and let you listen to Avril Lavigne for half an hour while you sing along at the top of your lungs. He will also give you a flannel vest and baseball hat to wear so that you may conduct aforementioned singing and dancing around his room in style. In addition, when he tries to empathize with your plight, and tells you that he has gone through the same thing, he won't be offended when you say that he has absolutely not and should probably shut the eff up.
And, when you read to him the first draft of the blog you wrote about him, he'll tell you it's really good as he folds his laundry. If your guy friend is as cool as mine, he'll most likely follow that up with, "Dude, I thought I had more cut off shirts than this!"
On a side note, if your guy friend is anything like mine, please let him know he needs to take more than three pairs of underwear on his eight day trip.
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